1. Best friends, if from opposite sex HAVE to fall in love! If from same sex, HAVE to have a major fight, at least for some time! Then obviously, they have to make up! :P
2. Once in your lifetime, in one's blooming days of jawaani, one will undertake a journey alone which will be life changing! One will find the love of his life on a train, plane or BEST bus! But pyaar toh hona hi hai!
3. A guy and a girl, who don't like each other's face and can't stand each other will fall in love! Ultimately!
4. Complete packages exist. And by complete packages mean brains + looks + heart of gold!
5. If a guy loves a girl, he has to bash up at least one man who lays eyes on his girl. Without this scene, their love life becomes pretty boring!
6. A player will meet his match and fall for her! :P
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7. Never underestimate the mata-pitaah power! They are always two steps ahead of their children!
8. "Friends forever" actually exists. You have that one awesome friend, with whom you can share anything without being embarrassed. And he will stick to you till you die.
9. Even at the baali umar of 16, it is true love and not infatuation! :P
You're not that stupid to have crushes!
10. Satyameva Jayate! Baddies can never have the winning card. It has to be the guy/ girl/ family. Anyone but the goons/ villain/ corrupt government officer will win!
11. Dominating husband ultimately gives in to his wife, in the end of movie or life! Remember Jaya Bachchan saying "bas, keh diya, so keh diya!" ... Wifey darling has to have the last word.
12. There is no such thing as friends with benefits. Emotional syappa has to creep in!
13. Every NRI has a soft corner for his country, even though he hates it initially!
14. And, at last, love triumphs all! True love survives and wins!
See, such a mess! But its not just bollywood, even hollywood's influence has rubbed in! Hollywood also portrays the same drama, but in a subtle way! Sigh, the movies and their after-effects! :P
HAHAHA.. How true..
ReplyDeleteAnd I wud like to add some more..
1) The girl/guy who helps the hero/heroine at there bad times by giving some proof against villain will die.
2) Even after 20 years the separated girl and guy will not get committed because they still did not forget each otr.
hehe.......agree with all the points.This is hilarious.Best one is 'emotional syappa'.Girls from 'pyar ka punchnama' jumped in when I read this:D and ofcourse baddies will never win.I always wonder that villian gets shot once and he is dead and hero gets shot 72 times,still he is standing on his two feet and doing all the superhero wala stunts without any help:OPower of bollywood!!
ReplyDeleteIt does teach us to live in a dreamland.I say this because I always try to sing songs with my man in sarson ke kheth and all but next minute I see companies of few donkeys:(
All in all MASST!! Waiting for the hollywood wala version.
LOL! :D
ReplyDeleteAwesome post I must say!! :) Even me loves loves Bollywood Ishtyyylllee! ;) :D
haha :D , I was going to post something similar on my blog , its lying in the drafts :P
ReplyDeleteNeway cute post , nice blog you have here :)
I think today is my day of bl\ollywood dose.
ReplyDeleteEven *Perky Hours* wrote about bollywood Item songs.
Great post :)
Haha, AWESOME Post!! :D
ReplyDeleteCan't stop smiling :)
Somehow, I feel more than half of your life is influenced by Bollywood!!! :P
Ahh stereotypes!!!!!:-) Brilliant portrayal...Hats off!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was really good...
ReplyDeleteAnd very true!!!
Unfortunately... We expect our life to be that filmy too...!!!
I feel like a movie addict too.. although all the pointers are valid, in real life the goon part is a total reverse... rest even I believe in them... stupid right? :P
ReplyDeletePp L,
ReplyDeleteRead 2 pending posts now. It is true that no matter how self reliant or self sufficient one is, there still is urge to feel loved or wanted by someone. What you say in this one is true description of what we see in almost every movie and this does make impressions on young minds.
Take care
@ My never ending thoughts : Heh! True! :P :P
ReplyDelete@ CD : Aww! but it would be fun na? Imagining sarson ke khet?? :P
Thank you so much! :-)
@ Jen : Aah, dil se desi! :D
I'm glad that you liked it, thank you!
@ BluBluBling : Okay, amazing username you have! Also, I'd like to see your version! ^_^
Thank you for appreciating my blog! :D
@ Jasper : Sweet coincidence! :P :D
I'm happy that you liked this post!
@ D : Yeah, my life is way too much influenced by bollywood! :P
Thank you, sweets! :D
@ Rahul : Hehe! Yes! Stereotypes! :P
Thank you, anyway! :D
@ Locomente : Thank you so much! :-)
And yeah, we expect it to be filmy, but we like it that way, don't we? :D
@ Confused soul : Eesh! Another movie addict! *high 5* :D
@ Jack : Aww! Thank you Jack! :D
Thank you so very much!
Thank you people, your comments light up my day! :D
Thats so true!! Movies spoil a girls idea of romance and burdens her guy with crazy expectations!!
ReplyDeletekiller post. :D
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lets follow each other? :)
This is awesome!!! All the points are SO true :) It was a fun read! Engaging post.
ReplyDeleteSuper duper true and mast post...and 4 n 6 continue to screw little girls like they did with my mind even till after they have little girls of their own:(
ReplyDeleteDamn you Bollywood!
haha...awesome post...enjoyed reading it lolz...
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Upasana : I know! *sigh*
ReplyDeleteHas happened to all of us!
Diksha : Thank you! I'll surely check out your blog!
Sujana : Thanks a tonne! :D
Suruchi : Heh! Bollywood and its ways! :D
Thank you, anyway! :D
Garima : Hehe! Thank you so much! :D
Thank you people, your comments make my day! :D